My apologies for not having posted in a while. I've been having some legal issues. Aruba's equivalent to the FBI (a guy named Karel) has asked me to not post anymore columns until he's done questioning me. So, in the meantime, I'll offer something semi-related to the milieu.
Many tears have been shed here in Aruba since Natalee Holloway's disappearance. So I've decided to post the songs that consistently drive me to tumble into a sissified heap of heaving sobs: