June '06
The Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Originally Printed 6/06

February & March '06
It's My Page And I'll Waste If I Want To
A Letter To My Dearest
Fuck A Condo Developer 'Till He Limps
My Gun Story
Originally Printed 2/06 - 3/06

January '06
Ex Marks The Sore Spot
Things I Learned At The 2006 Los Angeles Auto Show
Originally Printed 1/06

December '05

A Few Reasons To Postpone Suicide
Hey, Look At Me, Everybody, I'm Andy Rooney!
I Might Be A Failure, But At Least I Don't Suck
My One Job
Secular? More Like Suckular!
That's MR. Turbo To You
Originally Printed 12/05

November '05

My Man, Guilt
Chris Columbus' "Rent": An Exploration in Suck
A New Calling?
Originally Printed 11/05

October '05

F & L in O: Elio Nicholaas Interview Pt. 1
"Capote"
Zip-In, Zip-Out
My Names Is Oblivian... And I'm Outta Heeeerrrre
Originally Printed 10/05

August '05

Tears Aplenty
Originally Printed 8/05

July '05

F & L in O: Arrival
F & L in O: The 1st Morning
The Most You Can Ask
F & L in O: Discovery
Originally Printed 7/05

June '05

Insignificant Others
Finally, An End To This Justice!
Insignificant Others II
If You Keep Playing With It, It'll Fall Off
Originally Printed 6/05

May '05

No Good Ideas This Week
$2 Dodger Baseball
My Sense of Touch
Godbless You, Mr. Stillwater
May, Friday the 13th
Stillwater's 2nd
The Master Plan Is Working!
Originally Printed 5/05

April '05

Devaluement
The KENN PENN Interview
My Adventure of 11 Years Ago, Last Night
Lending A Hand Where A Hand Is Needed
Aging Crapfully
Reconstruction
I'm About To Lose Some Friends Here
Snippets From My Day [edited by an all ryce-krackkker jury]
Bums
Originally Printed 4/05

March '05

10 Things You Don't Know About Men
High Larry Us!
I'm Not A Whiner
Somewhere In Those Fleshy Folds
Chopper Dave We Have 'Uh-Oh'
Originally Printed 3/05

February '05

A River In Egypt
At The Behest Of My Brother's Therapist
Originally Printed 2/05

January '05

They Must Put Something In The Water...
Originally Printed 1/05

December '04

Not So Similar
X-Mas Is Upon Us
L-Dog In The News
Originally Printed 12/04


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J.J. Oblivian Los Angeles, CA Age: 29 I'm in a gang called California.

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