God Bless You, Mr. Stillwater

But who the hell are you? I like the name, or the pseudonym rather. And I'm sure it's befitting, no doubt that you run deep. So why don't you reach down in there and drudge up the courage to tell me your real name. There's no reason to be scared or timid as I'm reasonably certain that we're already friends. I'm just not sure which friend you are (though I have my theories... do you like bacon?). And besides, we're ALL friends here. Look, over there, there's Johnny... you know Johnny. And there's Sally and Mitch... and Stevie, Sammy and Davie Ray. There's Butch and Dimples and Heather and Charli and Little Moe with the gimpy leg. You're welcome here so just click on the "Fire Off A Comment" down below here and send me your real name. Now I don't want any of my other friends turning this into a big fucking joke and causing me any more confusion... Brian, Javi, I'm looking in your direction. I don't want any fuss out of that side of the classroom.
Originally Printed on 5/10/05
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J.J. Oblivian Los Angeles, CA Age: 27 I'm in a gang called California.

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